Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

The first of our movies brought forth from the minds of genius mockbuster studio The Asylum, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus gives you a headache from looking at the box art alone. Then, when you press play, you’re treated to the two titular 1,000-foot monsters taking the odd chunk out of each other while getting in various tussles with the military. With the worst effects available in our contemporary world of abundant CGI, it’s shamelessly crappy epics like this that keep The Asylum in business, as stoned frat-boys all over the country buy their DVDs for a cheap laugh.