Johnny Mnemonic

Johnny Mnemonic

Now, what could be remotely stupid about a hacker dolphin called Jones who, before scenes were cut, was also portrayed as a heroin addict? The only consolation is that he’s a better actor than Keanu Reeves, despite being fake. The movie was also poorly paced, and so badly explained that sometimes the stupid cyborg dolphin seemed like the most plausible thing in it…