Thursday, June 28, 2012

Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason
Freddy vs. Jason
Bacon and chocolate are both equally delicious, but eat them together and all you’re left with is a lingering sense of regret as you race for the toilet bowl. In other words, the addition of one good thing to another does not guarantee success. Case in point: Friday the 13th was an awesome franchise, and so — obviously — was A Nightmare On Elm Street. But Freddy vs. Jason? It sucked. (In case you were wondering, the two meet in Hell and then *yawn* slug it out in a case of strength vs. speed while humans get slaughtered along the way *zzzzzz…*)

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